New International Star Wars: The Force Awakens Trailer Features Only One Additional Shot And The Internet Is Going Bananas

I’m not gonna lie, I’m excited for this flick* as should everyone else who grew up on episodes I-VI. It’s the perfect blend of 2015 effects mixed in with nostalgia that nobody can take away no matter how awful The Phantom Menace and Attack Of The Clones actually were. But, seriously, is there anything more of a sure bet than overly enthusiastic Star Wars fans essentially giving Disney billions of dollars this winter, no matter what they slap on the screen? They could have C3P0 goose Chewy for 2.5 hours and they’d still break box office records. Nobody is as loyal as Star Wars nerds. Well, except maybe blind Apple product followers or the Penn State faithful. But they’re all probably cut from the same cloth of douche, anyways.

Go get those tablescraps (still one of the funniest bits in existence today):

Triumph The Insult Comic Dog – Star Wars by ZaraV

*Even though I firmly believe JJ Abrams is the most overrated director in the game today. Sure, he had Lost and Star Trek, but if you actually enjoyed the warm bucket of heartfelt piss that was Super 8 I no longer want to know you exist. That movie was AWFUL.